A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.
A woman passing by remarks,
โIf you were any sort of a gentleman,
you would lift your hat to a lady.โ
He replies, โIf you were any sort of a h*t lad*,
the hat would l*ft by itse*f.โ
2nd joke: Just women thingsโฆ
When a customer left his cell phone in my store,
I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at โMomโ and pushed send.
His mother answered, and I told her what happened.
โDonโt worry,โ she said, โIโll take care of it.โ
A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was โMom.โ
โMartin,โ she said, โyou left your cell phone at the convenience store.โ
HHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!