In a jaw-dropping move, Elon Musk is reportedly considering buying ABC to “set things straight,” with plans to fire longtime anchor David Muir right away. Musk is unhappy with Muir’s moderation during the recent Trump-Harris debate, claiming he “crossed the line.”
“ABC is broken. Journalism is broken. And who better to fix it than me?” Musk allegedly told associates. He envisions a revamped network that merges traditional journalism with cutting-edge tech, featuring AI news anchors and live viewer interactions.
Musk’s vision doesn’t stop there—he’s also thinking of integrating SpaceX and Tesla content into ABC programming.
While Muir hasn’t publicly responded, insiders say he’s taking the news in stride. Reactions to Musk’s potential buyout have been mixed, with supporters celebrating the shake-up and critics fearing a loss of journalistic integrity.
Will Musk really take control of ABC? Only time will tell!
Note: This is SATIRE; it’s not true.
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