Two boys were lying on stretchers

One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.

The first boy leaned over and asked, “What are you in for?”

“I’m here to get my tonsils out, and I’m feeling a bit nervous,” replied the second boy.

The first boy says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about! I had my tonsils out when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, you get tons of ice cream and Jell-O. It’s a breeze!”

Curious, the second boy asks, “Well, what are you here for?”

“A circumcision,” the first boy replies with a sigh.

“Wow!” the second boy exclaims. “I had that done when I was born, and I couldn’t walk for a year!”