One Day He Found His Wife Naked on Bed

A man comes home early from work one afternoon and finds his wife lying on the bed, gasping for breath.

“What’s wrong?” he asks.

“Um,” she stutters. “I think I’m having a heart attack!”

“Oh no!” the worried husband exclaims. “I’ll call an ambulance!”

He rushes downstairs, grabs the phone, and starts dialing 911.

Just then, his son Johnny comes running in, crying. “What’s wrong, buddy?” the dad asks.

“Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on!” the upset little boy replies.

Furious, the man rushes back upstairs, throws open the closet door, and finds his brother standing there completely naked.

“You idiot, Jim!” the man shouts. “My wife is having a heart attack, and you’re in here running around naked and scaring Johnny!”