A Chinese doctor struggles to find a job in a hospital in the U.S., so he decides to open his own clinic and puts up a sign that reads: “GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED, GET BACK $100.”
An American lawyer sees this as a chance to make some easy money and visits the clinic.
Lawyer: “I’ve lost my sense of taste.”
Chinese Doctor: “Nurse, bring the medicine from box No. 22 and put three drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Lawyer: “Ugh, this is kerosene!”
Chinese Doctor: “Congratulations, your sense of taste is restored. Now, please give me $20.”
Frustrated, the lawyer returns a few days later to try to get his money back.
Lawyer: “I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”
Chinese Doctor: “Nurse, bring the medicine from box No. 22 and put three drops in his mouth.”
Lawyer (irritated): “This is kerosene! You gave this to me last time to restore my taste!”
Chinese Doctor: “Congratulations, you got your memory back. Now, please give me $20.”
Fuming, the lawyer pays him again and comes back a week later, determined to get his $100.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak. I can’t see at all.”
Chinese Doctor: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so here’s $100.”
Lawyer (looking at the note): “But this is only $20, not $100!”
Chinese Doctor: “Congratulations, your eyesight is restored. Now, please give me $20.”
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the chinese doctor deserves much more of 20 dollars each visit. He’s way smarter than a lawyer.