A Tale Of Three Women

I met up with two of my single pals for lunch. I’ve been married for more than 20 years; one is engaged, and the other is a mistress.

While discussing our romantic relationships, we made the bold decision to surprise our guys by meeting them at the door while donning a mask over our eyes, high heels, and a black bra.

We decided to get together in a few days to swap notes.

This is how it transpired:

My friend who is engaged: My fiancé discovered me wearing a mask, high heels, and a black leather bodice the other night when he came over. When he saw me, he said, “You are my dream woman.”

I cherish you. Then we spent the entire night making passionate love.

Mistress: I agree with her! I met my lover at his office the other night while wearing a raincoat that covered my eyes, heels, and a black bra. He didn’t say anything as I opened the jacket, but he began to quiver, and we had crazy s*x all night.

Then I had to tell my story: I had on a mask over my eyes, stilettos, black stockings, and a black bra when my husband got home.

“What’s for dinner, Zorro?” was his first words when he saw me as he opened the door.