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A Chinese doctor struggles to find a job in a hospital in the U.S., so he decides to open his own clinic and puts up a sign that reads: “GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED, GET BACK $100.”

An American lawyer sees this as a chance to make some easy money and visits the clinic.

Lawyer: “I’ve lost my sense of taste.”

Chinese Doctor: “Nurse, bring the medicine from box No. 22 and put three drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Lawyer: “Ugh, this is kerosene!”

Chinese Doctor: “Congratulations, your sense of taste is restored. Now, please give me $20.”

Frustrated, the lawyer returns a few days later to try to get his money back.

Lawyer: “I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”

Chinese Doctor: “Nurse, bring the medicine from box No. 22 and put three drops in his mouth.”

Lawyer (irritated): “This is kerosene! You gave this to me last time to restore my taste!”

Chinese Doctor: “Congratulations, you got your memory back. Now, please give me $20.”

Fuming, the lawyer pays him again and comes back a week later, determined to get his $100.

Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak. I can’t see at all.”

Chinese Doctor: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so here’s $100.”

Lawyer (looking at the note): “But this is only $20, not $100!”

Chinese Doctor: “Congratulations, your eyesight is restored. Now, please give me $20.”

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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