One night, a married couple was lying in bed. The lights were off, the mood was calm, and the husband gently reached over to caress his wife’s arm.
She turned to him with a soft but firm voice and said,
“Sweetheart, I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow. I want to stay fresh and clean for it.”
Disappointed but respectful, the husband turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes passed, silence filled the room… but his thoughts didn’t let him rest. Slowly, he turned back, gently pulled the covers down, leaned in close to her ear, and whispered:
“Do you also have an appointment with the dentist tomorrow…?”
Joke 2: A Visit to the Dentist… or So He Thought
An elderly woman walked into a dentist’s office with a determined look. When her name was called, she stood up, walked in, and sat on the dental chair. Without hesitation, she leaned back, lowered her undergarments, and raised her legs up.
The stunned dentist nearly dropped his tools.
“Ma’am!” he said, eyes wide, “I’m not a gynecologist!”
The old lady, completely calm, looked him straight in the eyes and replied:
“I know that. I just need you to take my husband’s teeth out.”
HAHAHA! 😄 Some appointments aren’t what they seem!
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