After their honeymoon, a couple returns and refuses to communicate.
The best buddy of the groom pulls him aside and inquires as to what’s wrong.
“Well,” the man responds, “I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking when we finished making |_0\/E on the first ngt.
“Oh,” his pal responds, “you shouldn’t worry about that too much.”
Your wife will undoubtedly move on from it in due time. You have been saving yourself for years; she can’t expect you to do that now.
“That isn’t the issue,” the groom asserts. “I got $20 change from her!”
The idea sparked a conversation among the three bulls after they learned through rumors that the rancher was planning to introduce another bull into the property.
“Boys, we all know I’ve been here five years,” the first bull says. After resolving our disagreements, we decided which 100 cows would belong to me.
I’m not sure where this newbie will obtain his cows, but I’m not giving him any of mine.
“That pretty much says it for me, too,” the second bull asserts. After three years, I’ve earned the right to the fifty cows that we agreed were mine.
I’m keeping all of my cows, but I’ll battle him until I kill him or drive him away.
“I’ve only been here a year, and you guys have only allowed me to have 10 cows to ‘take care of,’” the third bull says.
Even if I’m not as large as you guys yet, I have to keep all of my cows since I’m young and macho.
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