A man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner

It was their very first date — a quiet dinner at a cozy little restaurant downtown. The gentleman, trying to be courteous and maybe a bit charming, asked,
“Would you care for a glass of wine with dinner?”

The woman smiled sweetly and replied,
“Oh, no thank you… what would I tell my Sunday school class?”

He nodded politely, though a bit puzzled. Still, the night went on, the conversation flowed, and after dessert, he stepped outside with her to wait for the valet. As he pulled out a cigarette, he casually offered her one.

Again, she smiled, even chuckled a bit this time, but gave the same answer:
“Oh, no… what would I tell my Sunday school class?”

The man started to realize she must be very devoted, maybe even a bit old-fashioned — but he admired her values.

Then, as they were driving home, they passed by a small motel with its neon sign buzzing in the night. Feeling bold — or maybe just curious — he glanced over and asked half-jokingly,
“Would you… want to stop in there for a little while?”

To his utter shock, she looked at him with a mischievous grin and said,
“Sure. Why not?”

His eyes nearly popped out of his head. Trying to wrap his mind around this sudden twist, he blurted out,
“Wait… what about your Sunday school class? What will you tell them?”

She smiled and replied without missing a beat:
“The same thing I always tell them… You don’t have to drink or smoke to have a good time!”

Moral of the story? Appearances can be deceiving… and Sunday school teachers? They’re full of surprises! 😄