My spouse is not there.

There’s no sign of my wife. She hasn’t returned home from her shopping trip yesterday!

Officer: How old are you?

Husband: I don’t know. Between fifty and sixty. We do not celebrate birthdays.

Officer: How tall are you?

Husband: I don’t know. somewhat taller than five feet.

OFFICER: How much weight?

Husband: I’m not sure. Not particularly fat or slender.

Officer: What color are your eyes?

Husband: I think it’s kind of brown.

OFFICER: What is your hair color?

Husband: Alters a few times annually. Now it might be dark brown. I can’t recall.

OFFICER: What did she have on?

Husband: It might have been shorts or a skirt, or perhaps pants. I’m not precisely sure.

OFFICER: What sort of vehicle did she enter?

She got into my truck, husband.

OFFICER: What sort of vehicle was that?

Husband: A 2017 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with a 6.4-liter Hemi V8 engine, ordered with the Ram Box bar and refrigerator option, front and rear cameras, LED lighting, heated and cooled seats made of moose hide leather, and climate-controlled air conditioning. It was manufactured on September 16th.

Weather Tech floor mats and a custom matching white bed cover are included.

Gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with GPS navigation, satellite radio, and trailing package

WX ST 40-channel Cobra 75

Four power outlets, three USB ports, six cup holders, and a CB radio.

I installed off-road Toyo tires and unique alloy wheels. It features specially designed retractable running boards and

OFFICER : Take it easy sir, We’ll find your truck.