A husband and wife decided to spend their weekend away from the hustle and bustle of the city by visiting a peaceful countryside farm. As they strolled hand in hand through the green fields, enjoying the calm surroundings, they suddenly came across a rather intimate scene—a large bull was enthusiastically mating with a cow.
The wife, a little surprised but clearly intrigued, nudged her husband and curiously asked the farm manager standing nearby,
Wife: “Excuse me, sir… how many times does a bull mate in a day?”
The farm manager, a cheerful older man with a straw hat and a cheeky smile, replied casually,
Manager: “Oh, about 5 to 6 times a day, ma’am.”
The wife raised her eyebrows, smirked, turned slowly toward her husband, and said in a teasing tone,
Wife: “Hmm… You heard that? SIX times a day!“
The husband felt the jab, but being no stranger to witty comebacks, he wasn’t going down without a fight. He turned back to the manager with a mischievous grin and asked,
Husband: “And… is it 6 times a day with the same cow?”
The farm manager chuckled and replied,
Manager: “Oh no, sir! With a different cow each time.”
The husband raised his eyebrows, looked at his wife smugly, and said with a wink,
Husband: “Aha! Did you hear that? Different cows every time!“
The wife paused, blinked, then narrowed her eyes and said,
Wife: “Well then… go ahead, try that—and I’ll show you what a real bull fight looks like!”
Needless to say, the conversation ended there… but the manager was seen chuckling all the way back to the barn!
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