A man and a woman were having dinner in a restaurant

A man and woman are having dinner in a restaurant.

A waitress serving at the next table notices the man slowly sliding down his chair until he disappears under the table.

The woman seems completely unconcerned and doesn’t appear to have noticed.

Concerned, the waitress goes over to the woman and discreetly whispers, “Pardon me ma’am, but I think your husband has just slid under the table!”

The woman replies, “No, actually, he’s just walked in the front door!”

Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed

that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said

to the woman, “Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.”

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, “No he didn’t. He just walked in the door.”