There was once a sheep farmer who needed help

There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females.

She said, “You know, it was the weirdest thing! I told him since there weren’t very many ‘sheep fries’ this evening, we were also going to have French fries. Then he screamed and ran like hell.”

A man is trapped on a desert island with a sheep and a dog.

After a few months, the sheep starts looking really attractive to the man.

However, whenever he approaches the sheep the dog begins to growl in a threatening manner.

The man takes the dog to the opposite side of the island giving it some food as a distraction.

He runs back to the sheep only to find the dog growling at him.

The man ties the dog to a tree with a large leash.

He goes back to the sheep only to find the dog growling with a gnawed off leash around its neck.

By now, the man is getting depressed and frustrated.

As he sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, a beautiful woman in a tight-fitting wet suit emerges from the surf.

She asks him who he is and, taking pity upon his lonely state, asks if there’s ANYTHING she could do for him.

The man thinks for a moment and then responds: “Could you take the dog for a walk?”

The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island.

Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.

When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him,

“The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.”